aight so my name's areebah, pretty easy to pronounce, buti deadass had this substitute teacher who was like
"Ar... Ar... Ar'bah?"
you really out here tellin me you somehow didn't read the TWO WHOLE E'S in my name, it's literally pronounced phonetically, i swear some white people look at a name that isn't obviously caucasian and just switch their brains off, like "whoopsy daisy it is my sole purpose as a White™ to butcher this non-caucasian name, i summon the power of caucasia!1!1!!11"
like if you can say Tchaikovsky and Illinois, you can say Areebah
creds to @prozd and @annoyed.asian ~ ask